A somewhat snotty college professor of mathematics sends his wife of some 30 years the following FAX:

Dear Wife:

I am 54 and, frankly, you no longer satisfy my needs as a man. Please don't be offended. It's a physical thing. I will be with my 18 year old teaching assistant this evening at the Ambassador Hotel.

P.S. I'll be home by midnight.


The wife sends the following FAX to her husband:

" I fully understand as a 54 year old woman. Actually, it makes it easier for me to tell you that I will be at the Breakwater Hotel this evening with the 18 year old pool boy. As a mathematician, I'm sure you know that 18 goes into 54 more easily than 54 into 18. Don't wait up for me".

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I'm sure you know that 18 goes into 54 more easily than 54 into 18. Don't wait up for me".

Speaking as a 55 year old man, I say, you give me the right 18 year old and I'll try my damndest to prove that wrong.

And I don't need any Viagra either!

Wildcat Junkie, you mean you mean you don't need it "YET".

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Originally posted by geekay:
Wildcat Junkie, you mean you mean you don't need it "YET".

Well I am entering in a gang bang contest next week, it might come in handy then.