11 January 2006, 22:33
gerry375Elementary arithmetic
A somewhat snotty college professor of mathematics sends his wife of some 30 years the following FAX:
Dear Wife:
I am 54 and, frankly, you no longer satisfy my needs as a man. Please don't be offended. It's a physical thing. I will be with my 18 year old teaching assistant this evening at the Ambassador Hotel.
P.S. I'll be home by midnight.
The wife sends the following FAX to her husband:
" I fully understand as a 54 year old woman. Actually, it makes it easier for me to tell you that I will be at the Breakwater Hotel this evening with the 18 year old pool boy. As a mathematician, I'm sure you know that 18 goes into 54 more easily than 54 into 18. Don't wait up for me".
12 January 2006, 12:50
wildcat junkiequote:
I'm sure you know that 18 goes into 54 more easily than 54 into 18. Don't wait up for me".
Speaking as a 55 year old man, I say, you give me the right 18 year old and I'll try my damndest to prove that wrong.
And I don't need any Viagra either!

12 January 2006, 15:48
geekayWildcat Junkie, you mean you mean you don't need it "YET".
15 January 2006, 05:19
wildcat junkiequote:
Originally posted by geekay:
Wildcat Junkie, you mean you mean you don't need it "YET".
Well I am entering in a gang bang contest next week, it might come in handy then.
