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After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an ‘A’ for the exam.” Professor, “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?” Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?” Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an ‘A’, as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers, “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an ‘A’, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical. | ||
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brilliant sir, brilliant... | |||
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As a former University Professor I'm not aware that grading is likely to be a legal issue but a cute joke anyway. | |||
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  Good One!! | |||
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OUCH! Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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How old is your wife?  | |||
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Three months older than me.... | |||
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How old is her lover?.......er......sorry, I couldn't resist for some reason. | |||
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Actually, as far as I know, women are attracted to older men, with experience and intelligence. | |||
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Good to know professor. All We Know Is All We Are | |||
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You forgot Money.  Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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I didn't forget And this was a joke at all The guide leads a group of tourists at the Sukhumi monkey park (Sukhumi - the capital of Abkhazia). - That's - gorilla! One lady asked: - Tell me, please, this monkey - man or woman? Guide: - Man - is the one who has money. And it is a male. . | |||
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Oh my. I'm gonna pass this one along. Thanks. | |||
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This joke is usually phrased around "logic" not "logistics". Two different things. And yes, I'm a college professor and my wife is older than me. I don't know how old her lover is but he keeps her in nice clothes and jewelry which saves a bundle in the family budget. So which part of this is the joke? | |||
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