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11 March 2016, 23:08
butchloc
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After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an ‘A’ for the exam.”

Professor, “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an ‘A’, as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers, “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an ‘A’, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.
11 March 2016, 23:39
Idaho Sharpshooter
brilliant sir, brilliant...
12 March 2016, 00:19
stubbleduck47
As a former University Professor I'm not aware that grading is likely to be a legal issue but a cute joke anyway.
12 March 2016, 05:44
Moremonte
tu2 shocker Good One!!
12 March 2016, 10:51
NormanConquest
OUCH!


Never mistake motion for action.
13 March 2016, 15:38
Philip A.
quote:
Originally posted by stubbleduck47:
As a former University Professor I'm not aware that grading is likely to be a legal issue but a cute joke anyway.


How old is your wife?

Big Grin
13 March 2016, 21:57
stubbleduck47
Three months older than me....
14 March 2016, 05:28
Kensco
How old is her lover?.......er......sorry, I couldn't resist for some reason.
29 April 2016, 01:37
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo
29 April 2016, 02:16
vashper
quote:
Originally posted by Kensco:
How old is her lover?.......er......sorry, I couldn't resist for some reason.


Actually, as far as I know, women are attracted to older men, with experience and intelligence.
29 April 2016, 03:10
TREE 'EM
quote:
Originally posted by vashper:

Actually, as far as I know, women are attracted to older men, with experience and intelligence.


Good to know professor.


All We Know Is All We Are
29 April 2016, 03:47
Grizzly Adams
quote:
Originally posted by vashper:
quote:
Originally posted by Kensco:
How old is her lover?.......er......sorry, I couldn't resist for some reason.


Actually, as far as I know, women are attracted to older men, with experience and intelligence.


You forgot Money. Wink

Grizz


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29 April 2016, 04:48
vashper
I didn't forget Wink
And this was a joke at all


The guide leads a group of tourists at the Sukhumi monkey park (Sukhumi - the capital of Abkhazia).
- That's - gorilla!
One lady asked:
- Tell me, please, this monkey - man or woman?
Guide:
- Man - is the one who has money. And it is a male. .
29 April 2016, 06:14
xgrunt
Oh my. I'm gonna pass this one along. Thanks.
29 April 2016, 19:31
Mike Scott
This joke is usually phrased around "logic" not "logistics". Two different things.

And yes, I'm a college professor and my wife is older than me. I don't know how old her lover is but he keeps her in nice clothes and jewelry which saves a bundle in the family budget.

So which part of this is the joke?