Real, anyway plausible story (all of it is in Moscow's subway, called on the French model "metro"):
"Moscow. The exit from the escalator of the station Arbatskaya. The alien turns to me :
"Excuse me, is it Arbatskaya station?"
"Which one of them?"
"What do you mean?"
"There are two stations with the same name on different lines"
"Fuck"
Something pokes at his phone.
"The blue line!"
"They are both on blue lines, one is pure blue , another is light blue"
"What?! Are you kidding?! You have two stations fucking with two similar names on two goddamn blue lines?!"
"In fact yes"
"How one should get the difference?!"
"You should feel it."

I, of course, helped him. In the end he summed up.
"It's all insane. Obama will never win"

I will re- read this after a few drinks, maybe that will work....

different kinds of absurd situations seem funny Russian. Also think it's funny the reaction of foreigners to these absurd situations. But, on the other hand: here there does not seem strange story that the priest makes a Pact with the devil, and even during the game of Golf.

Stay with him lal.

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Originally posted by vashper:
different kinds of absurd situations seem funny Russian. Also think it's funny the reaction of foreigners to these absurd situations. But, on the other hand: here there does not seem strange story that the priest makes a Pact with the devil, and even during the game of Golf.

Quite true, Vashper.