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What do Skinny bears and skinney women have in common:They both know you with knotty knees when ever you try to get some meat off of them!!
 
Posts: 2543 | Registered: 21 December 2003Reply With Quote
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You need to repost this when you're sober......


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You need to repost this when you're sober......


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I don't get it. haha


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I agree with Gatogordo.


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What the hell was that ????????????
 
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sound advice.
 
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That was actually so stupid that I couldn't stop laughing.
 
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I think it must be in Liberalese. The conservative mind simply can not be wrapped around the absence of logic and thusly, is confounded.

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That, or it's like the Fat Cat said & he ain't sober...
 
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Remember: Don't drink the bong water!!!
 
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I'll bet that was a funny joke until he told it.


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What do Skinny bears and skinney women have in common:They both know you with knotty knees when ever you try to get some meat off of them!!



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Posts: 768 | Location: Camp Verde, AZ | Registered: 05 February 2006Reply With Quote
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If you ever skined a bear you would know.Or slept with a knotty kneed woman.Most Alaskans like it.I told you it was an Alaskan Joke you city dudes dont understand!
 
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I'll bet that was a funny joke until he told it.



I would bet it wasnt even a joke!
 
Posts: 551 | Location: utah | Registered: 17 December 2007Reply With Quote
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I'm still trying to figure out what a "knotty knee" is.
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Maybe he means "knobby knees"? Maybe you have to have been there?


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Posts: 7046 | Location: Rambouillet, France | Registered: 25 June 2004Reply With Quote
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I've read it many times, and I think I understand. He means that you are on your knees (and hence they get knotty) when you skin a skinny bear and probably when you have a skinny lady on her back. Maybe. Too much Work.
 
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Or maybe it's naughty knees.


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This may be a Zen meditation question, such as "what is the sound of one hand clapping". Whomever gets this joke is guaranteed to transcend directly into Nerdvana bewildered


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Needed to bump this joke. Lest we forget. bewildered


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Posts: 1723 | Location: Stockholm, Sweden | Registered: 18 March 2002Reply With Quote
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Maybe her specialty was done on her knees and that's why they were knotty. killpc
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
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a bump for HerrBerg!
Even an unreconstructed redneck southern cracker gets this one.
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IN that case, maybe you can illustrate the joke with a picture? Just draw a scetch, nothing too complicated?
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Think this could be a skinny bear and a knock-kneed woman and how hard it would be to get a little tail off either one??
 
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Think this could be a skinny bear and a knock-kneed woman and how hard it would be to get a little tail off either one??


Holy crap! I think I just figured it out
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Naughty knees implying sex is improper? It is still as funny as a dead frog.
 
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I live in Alaska bewildered


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