Alaska joke

23 April 2009, 08:48

dgr416

Alaska joke

What do Skinny bears and skinney women have in common:They both know you with knotty knees when ever you try to get some meat off of them!!

28 April 2009, 09:30

Gatogordo

You need to repost this when you're sober......

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28 April 2009, 17:04

conifer

quote:
Originally posted by Gatogordo:
You need to repost this when you're sober......

WONDERFUL!!

"Conservation through Hunting"

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29 April 2009, 17:50

Liam Slattery

What the hell was that ????????????

30 April 2009, 03:03

Alaska Hunter

That was actually so stupid that I couldn't stop laughing.

30 April 2009, 06:22

Roll-Crimp

I think it must be in Liberalese. The conservative mind simply can not be wrapped around the absence of logic and thusly, is confounded.

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That, or it's like the Fat Cat said & he ain't sober...

30 April 2009, 07:18

Scott17

Remember: Don't drink the bong water!!!

05 May 2009, 15:43

TrapperP

I'll bet that was a funny joke until he told it.

Lord, give me patience 'cuz if you give me strength I'll need bail money!!
'TrapperP'

05 May 2009, 21:27

MyNameIsEarl

quote:
Originally posted by dgr416:
What do Skinny bears and skinney women have in common:They both know you with knotty knees when ever you try to get some meat off of them!!

06 May 2009, 07:44

dgr416

If you ever skined a bear you would know.Or slept with a knotty kneed woman.Most Alaskans like it.I told you it was an Alaskan Joke you city dudes dont understand!

06 May 2009, 08:33

Jon Beutler

quote:
Originally posted by TrapperP:
I'll bet that was a funny joke until he told it.

I would bet it wasnt even a joke!

06 May 2009, 08:38

Grizzly Adams

I'm still trying to figure out what a "knotty knee" is.
Grizz

Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.

06 May 2009, 19:46

Wink

Maybe he means "knobby knees"? Maybe you have to have been there?

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06 May 2009, 21:19

daniel77

I've read it many times, and I think I understand. He means that you are on your knees (and hence they get knotty) when you skin a skinny bear and probably when you have a skinny lady on her back. Maybe. Too much Work.

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08 May 2009, 10:42

HerrBerg

This may be a Zen meditation question, such as "what is the sound of one hand clapping". Whomever gets this joke is guaranteed to transcend directly into Nerdvana

Write hard and clear about what hurts
-E. Hemingway

26 May 2009, 20:37

HerrBerg

Needed to bump this joke. Lest we forget.

Write hard and clear about what hurts
-E. Hemingway

27 May 2009, 03:32

Paul B

Maybe her specialty was done on her knees and that's why they were knotty.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
PB

28 May 2009, 10:13

Geedubya

a bump for HerrBerg!
Even an unreconstructed redneck southern cracker gets this one.
GWB

29 May 2009, 02:23

HerrBerg

IN that case, maybe you can illustrate the joke with a picture? Just draw a scetch, nothing too complicated?

Write hard and clear about what hurts
-E. Hemingway

29 May 2009, 10:48

mousegun1

Think this could be a skinny bear and a knock-kneed woman and how hard it would be to get a little tail off either one??

30 May 2009, 23:14

Jon Beutler

quote:
Originally posted by mousegun1:
Think this could be a skinny bear and a knock-kneed woman and how hard it would be to get a little tail off either one??

Holy crap! I think I just figured it out

02 June 2009, 19:55

MT Gianni

Naughty knees implying sex is improper? It is still as funny as a dead frog.