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When they get to the gates of heaven, the 2 Ukies approach first. after a short jovial conversation with St. Peter, he lets them in.
The 2 Polacks approach and are interrogated by St. Peter. After several minutes of questioning, St. Peter tells them that they will have to wait in Purgatory for a while.
The 2 confused Polacks ask St. Peter: We have been devout Catholics all our lives and you are sending us to Purgatory, but you let the 2 Ukies who get drunk with horilka on a daily basis right in. Why?

St. Peter replies: The 2 Ukies may drink a lot but EVERY time they raised their glass, they drank to HIS health "DAI BOZHIE ZDOROVLYA"!!!!
 
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I think you got that backwards...
 
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I've yet to read a joke from the iron curtain eastward that is even remotely funny. No wonder they need a quart of booze to start the day.
 
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the worst part: neither one of them is edmond...
 
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