21 December 2016, 01:46
Edmond2 Ukrainians and 2 Poles die in a plane crash.
When they get to the gates of heaven, the 2 Ukies approach first. after a short jovial conversation with St. Peter, he lets them in.
The 2 Polacks approach and are interrogated by St. Peter. After several minutes of questioning, St. Peter tells them that they will have to wait in Purgatory for a while.
The 2 confused Polacks ask St. Peter: We have been devout Catholics all our lives and you are sending us to Purgatory, but you let the 2 Ukies who get drunk with horilka on a daily basis right in. Why?
St. Peter replies: The 2 Ukies may drink a lot but EVERY time they raised their glass, they drank to HIS health "DAI BOZHIE ZDOROVLYA"!!!!
21 December 2016, 08:40
Idaho SharpshooterI think you got that backwards...
21 December 2016, 08:44
NormanConquestSo what did you REALLY expect?
26 December 2016, 19:20
NortonI've yet to read a joke from the iron curtain eastward that is even remotely funny. No wonder they need a quart of booze to start the day.
27 December 2016, 04:02
Idaho Sharpshooterthe worst part: neither one of them is edmond...
06 January 2017, 18:54
KenscoI'm on my knees praying for vashper's return.