Irish nuns ....



Two nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a car load of young lads pulls up alongside.


"Oi, get your tits out you penguins!" shouts one of the lads.


The Mother Superior turns to sister Imaculata,
"I don't think they know who we are, show them your Cross".


So Sister Imaculata winds down her window and shouts, "Fuck off you wankers, before I rip your bollocks off"!*

Oooh,thats even rougher than a ruler across the knuckles.

Many rulers across the knuckles here.

I actually spent a tremendous amount of time in the Princpal's office in Catholic grade school. Picture this as a Principal, a drop dead gorgeous Nun, dark hair, incredible blue eyes, an Irish brogue I had a special place in her office where I could read Time and Newsweek and admire her countenance, once I got kicked out of Sister Anna's class -- daily.

Unfortunatly, Sister Antoinette left the Order and married before I was given a fair opportunity. My first crush.