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Two nuns (not what you expect)

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16 June 2013, 11:03
Bren7X64
Two nuns (not what you expect)
Irish nuns ....



Two nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a car load of young lads pulls up alongside.


"Oi, get your tits out you penguins!" shouts one of the lads.


The Mother Superior turns to sister Imaculata,
"I don't think they know who we are, show them your Cross".


So Sister Imaculata winds down her window and shouts, "Fuck off you wankers, before I rip your bollocks off"!*


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Promise me, when I die, don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told I her I paid for them.
17 June 2013, 09:59
NormanConquest
Oooh,thats even rougher than a ruler across the knuckles.


Never mistake motion for action.
19 June 2013, 08:47
lavaca
Many rulers across the knuckles here.

I actually spent a tremendous amount of time in the Princpal's office in Catholic grade school. Picture this as a Principal, a drop dead gorgeous Nun, dark hair, incredible blue eyes, an Irish brogue I had a special place in her office where I could read Time and Newsweek and admire her countenance, once I got kicked out of Sister Anna's class -- daily.

Unfortunatly, Sister Antoinette left the Order and married before I was given a fair opportunity. My first crush.