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A penguin is driving his car when he notices that the check engine light is on.
He gets out to check it and sees oil dripping out of the motor.
He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first auto shop.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk. He sees an ice-cream shop and decides that something cold would really hit the spot.
He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess of eating.
After finishing his ice cream, he returns to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.” “No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story...ve-sex-with-penguins
 
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That's so bad it's good.


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thought it was about one of those navy guys... flame


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That was a lot funnier in the Clinton era, but still funny.
 
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How did he pay for the ice cream?
 
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You must have cabin fever to have dug-up this six year old post.

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How did he pay for the ice cream?


Didn't have a sawbuck, shucked out a fin, and waited for change...


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