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The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this
means but, not wanting

to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
will know when the sheep

are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
standing around and

instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they
are pregnant.



The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes
to the conclusion that

artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the
sheep himself.



So, he loads the sheep into his Ford Pickup, drives
them out into the woods so as not to be seen,and
has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to
bed.



Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
Seeing that they are all

still standing around, he deduces that the first try
didn't take and loads

them in the Ford Pickup again. He drives them out to
the woods, bangs each

sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and
goes to bed exhausted.



Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just
standing round. Try

again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them
up, and drive them out

to the woods He spends all day having his way with the sheep and
upon returning home,

falls exhausted into bed.



The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from
the bed to look out of

the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if
the sheep are lying in

the grass.



"No," she says, "they're all in the Ford Pickup, and
one of them is beeping the horn."


N

Definately Wyoming or North Dakota! Did you hear about the North Dakotan that married the dog? He had to!

LMAO butch!

That one is pretty good!

Yeah, but there is more to the story. This incident occurred long before DNA testing and it was confirmed that the dog HAD BEEN at a bachelor party in Arkansas! Bitch set him up!

quote:

Bitch set him up