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Camel Sex: > > > > > A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in > a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert . During his first > inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the > mess > tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. > > The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you > know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And > sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why > > we have Molly The Camel". > > The Captain says, "I can't say I condone > this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel > can stay." > > About a month later, the Captain starts having his > own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the > sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder > behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls > his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. > When he's done, he asks the sergeant, "Is that how > > the men do it?" > > "No, not really, sir....they usually just > ride the camel into town where the girls are." | ||
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Hilarious!!! Bobby Μολὼν λαβέ The most important thing in life is not what we do but how and why we do it. - Nana Mouskouri | |||
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An oldie but goodie! John There are those that do, those that dream, and those that only read about it and then post their "expertise" on AR! | |||
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