Camel Sex:
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> A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in
> a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert . During his first
> inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the
> mess
> tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there.
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> The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you
> know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And
> sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why
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> we have Molly The Camel".
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> The Captain says, "I can't say I condone
> this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel
> can stay."
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> About a month later, the Captain starts having his
> own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the
> sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder
> behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls
> his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
> When he's done, he asks the sergeant, "Is that how
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> the men do it?"
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> "No, not really, sir....they usually just
> ride the camel into town where the girls are."

Hilarious!!!

An oldie but goodie!

John