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You konw when you are getting old when:

You see a beautiful teenage girl walking down the street with her mother and think....

Her mother ain't bad looking either




You see a beautiful teenage girl walking down the street with her mother and think....

I wonder if she Baby-Sits?
 
Posts: 2327 | Location: The Sunny South! St. Augustine, FL | Registered: 29 May 2004Reply With Quote
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You know you're getting old when you suddenly realize there ain't nothing as overrated as sex, and as underrated as a good shit!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posts: 551 | Location: Woodbine, Ga | Registered: 04 December 2003Reply With Quote
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You know you're getting old when you suddenly realize there ain't nothing as overrated as sex, and as underrated as a good shit!!!!!!!!!!




The remainder of that quote is.....

"If you don't believe me.........try going a couple of weeks without either!"

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I guess I'm caught right in the middle (38), good sex or a good crap, gee I guess it depends which one I've had more recently. Then again, at least the toilet don't complain when I'm done and she complains when I'm done with either!
 
Posts: 179 | Location: Upstate NY | Registered: 28 January 2003Reply With Quote
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Dear collins & Grandview,

I have found another sign of altered priorities...

I am a structural engineer. Today an aactractive blonde female administrator stopped by my desk to chat. All I could think was:

Women, ca n't you seem I am busy here, you have broken my concentration / chain of thought.

I guess it is true what they say about us engineers-

What do engineers use for contraception?

Their personality.
 
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You think you're getting old when you look forward to your semi-annual erection. You are old when you look forward to your annual semi-erection.
 
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