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Quote: You see a beautiful teenage girl walking down the street with her mother and think.... I wonder if she Baby-Sits? | ||
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You know you're getting old when you suddenly realize there ain't nothing as overrated as sex, and as underrated as a good shit!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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Quote: The remainder of that quote is..... "If you don't believe me.........try going a couple of weeks without either!" GV | |||
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I guess I'm caught right in the middle (38), good sex or a good crap, gee I guess it depends which one I've had more recently. Then again, at least the toilet don't complain when I'm done and she complains when I'm done with either! | |||
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Dear collins & Grandview, I have found another sign of altered priorities... I am a structural engineer. Today an aactractive blonde female administrator stopped by my desk to chat. All I could think was: Women, ca n't you seem I am busy here, you have broken my concentration / chain of thought. I guess it is true what they say about us engineers- What do engineers use for contraception? Their personality. | |||
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You think you're getting old when you look forward to your semi-annual erection. You are old when you look forward to your annual semi-erection. | |||
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