14 November 2004, 10:16
CollinsRe: You know when you are getting old:
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You konw when you are getting old when:
You see a beautiful teenage girl walking down the street with her mother and think....
Her mother ain't bad looking either
You see a beautiful teenage girl walking down the street with her mother and think....
I wonder if she Baby-Sits?

16 November 2004, 11:36
1115You know you're getting old when you suddenly realize there ain't nothing as overrated as sex, and as underrated as a good shit!!!!!!!!!!
17 November 2004, 06:46
Taurus BillI guess I'm caught right in the middle (38), good sex or a good crap, gee I guess it depends which one I've had more recently.

Then again, at least the toilet don't complain when I'm done and she complains when I'm done with either!

18 November 2004, 09:17
robthomDear collins & Grandview,
I have found another sign of altered priorities...
I am a structural engineer. Today an aactractive blonde female administrator stopped by my desk to chat. All I could think was:
Women, ca n't you seem I am busy here, you have broken my concentration / chain of thought.
I guess it is true what they say about us engineers-
What do engineers use for contraception?
Their personality.
19 November 2004, 13:11
DigitalDanYou think you're getting old when you look forward to your semi-annual erection. You are old when you look forward to your annual semi-erection.