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New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! > > > > I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track > > down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've > > got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to > > fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a > > military unit until you're at least 35. > > > > > > For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex > > every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, > > leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on > > the enemy. > > > > > > Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a > > cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm > > tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole > > that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a > > while. > > > > > > An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old > > guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, > > 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up > > killing some fanatical SOB.... > > > > If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget > > where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real > > stretch. > > > > > > Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting > > screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed > > an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to > > get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. > > > > > > They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've > > been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over > > the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. > > > > Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. > > I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. > > > > > > An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him.. He's still > > learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He > > still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, > > not the back of his head. > > > > > > These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn > > a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way. > > > > > > Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward > > terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of > > million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know > > that their best years are already behind them. > > > > > > ***How about recruiting Women over 50 ....with PMS !!! You > > think Men have attitudes !!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my Lord!!! If nothing else, > > put them on border patrol....we will have it secured the first night! | ||
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Being 74 years old I can only fully concur. Cheers! Hans | |||
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Hell yeah!!Let her buck, lets go. Makes sense to me. | |||
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I'm 62 and over here in Iraq...and traveling to some of the most remote sites. .395 Family Member DRSS, po' boy member Political correctness is nothing but liberal enforced censorship | |||
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