10 January 2010, 08:08
Singleshot03Drafting Old Guys
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
> >
> > I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track
> > down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've
> > got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to
> > fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a
> > military unit until you're at least 35.
> >
> >
> > For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex
> > every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day,
> > leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on
> > the enemy.
> >
> >
> > Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a
> > cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm
> > tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole
> > that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a
> > while.
> >
> >
> > An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old
> > guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said,
> > 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up
> > killing some fanatical SOB....
> >
> > If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget
> > where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real
> > stretch.
> >
> >
> > Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting
> > screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed
> > an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to
> > get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
> >
> >
> > They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've
> > been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over
> > the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
> >
> > Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too.
> > I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
> >
> >
> > An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him.. He's still
> > learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He
> > still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes,
> > not the back of his head.
> >
> >
> > These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn
> > a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
> >
> >
> > Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward
> > terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of
> > million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know
> > that their best years are already behind them.
> >
> >
> > ***How about recruiting Women over 50 ....with PMS !!! You
> > think Men have attitudes !!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my Lord!!! If nothing else,
> > put them on border patrol....we will have it secured the first night!
10 January 2010, 14:09
HJ wildBeing 74 years old I can only fully concur.
Cheers! Hans
10 January 2010, 19:55
ztrehHell yeah!!Let her buck, lets go. Makes sense to me.
11 January 2010, 11:49
prof242I'm 62 and over here in Iraq...and traveling to some of the most remote sites.