Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,raging violent river

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed,

"God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

"Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.

"Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men,

the third man prayed,

"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was turned into a woman.

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

MMMMHHHHH JARROD are you sure that you are a man?

That is science fiction,

I'm still hoping to meet a woman who can read a map in the wilderness. I'm sure they exist, just don't run into them very often.

I haven`t seen one that could read a map on the road let alone in the wild

Sorry Jarrod, by a vote of our committe you have now had your "Man Card" revoked. Please remove the card from your wallet and tear it into little pieces.

So, is God a man or a woman? I don't get it.

Man I think I figured out how to a little!

I have to apologize with you a little, Jarrod, because I forgot part of the discussion tittle:

"This was sent to me by a lady friend" I'm biting my tongue, but is she Feminist? it is the only explanation

Jarrod, I sent you a message.

Lighten up Amigos,that was a joke + a damned funny one I might add.Femenist indeed;bah! Just funny.O.K.-'Know why women don't have a brain?... They don't have a dick to put it in.'Repeat after me,its only a joke,its only a joke.