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the power of prayer joke.. This was sent to me by a lady friend..

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20 November 2007, 05:50
Jarrod
the power of prayer joke.. This was sent to me by a lady friend..
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,raging violent river

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed,

"God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

"Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.

"Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men,

the third man prayed,

"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was turned into a woman.

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


"Science only goes so far then God takes over."
20 November 2007, 21:45
Steve Malinverni
MMMMHHHHH JARROD are you sure that you are a man? Big Grin

That is science fiction,


bye
Stefano
Waidmannsheil
20 November 2007, 22:16
Wink
I'm still hoping to meet a woman who can read a map in the wilderness. I'm sure they exist, just don't run into them very often.


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21 November 2007, 04:42
Ol` Joe
I haven`t seen one that could read a map on the road let alone in the wild


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22 November 2007, 00:40
muzzle
Cool Sorry Jarrod, by a vote of our committe you have now had your "Man Card" revoked. Please remove the card from your wallet and tear it into little pieces. wave
22 November 2007, 06:00
Michael Robinson
So, is God a man or a woman? I don't get it. Big Grin bewildered Big Grin


Mike

Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
22 November 2007, 07:56
Jarrod
Man I think I figured out how to stir a little!


"Science only goes so far then God takes over."
22 November 2007, 20:16
Steve Malinverni
I have to apologize with you a little, Jarrod, because I forgot part of the discussion tittle:

"This was sent to me by a lady friend" I'm biting my tongue, but is she Feminist? it is the only explanation


bye
Stefano
Waidmannsheil
26 November 2007, 02:46
SLS
Jarrod, I sent you a message.
27 November 2007, 09:14
Norman Conquest
Lighten up Amigos,that was a joke + a damned funny one I might add.Femenist indeed;bah! Just funny.O.K.-'Know why women don't have a brain?... They don't have a dick to put it in.'Repeat after me,its only a joke,its only a joke.


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