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This zebra was confused. He was not sure whether he was white or black. So he went to St Peter. “Am I black with white stripes of white with black stripes” “I have no idea. Why don’t You ask God?” “Ok I will” So off he goes to see God. “God, I am wondering if I am black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” “You are what you are, and you should be happy with it” A few days later he see St Peter. “Did you find out what you are?” “No, he told me you are what you are” “There you have it. You got your answer. You are white. If you were black he would gave said YOU IS WHAT YOU IS” | ||
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Yowwwsa!! | |||
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I guess our resident lib. yankee moderator is off duty;I've been kicked off for less. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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I can assure you no one kick you off for a joke. | |||
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A female zebra comes to North America and meets a horse stallion. Puzzled, she asks, just what are you ? Take off those striped pajamas and I'll show you. Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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Someone once asked the question if the zebra could be domesticated to which the reply was,There are 20 million people in Africa,+ they all walk. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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