Is A Zebra Black With White Stripes Or White With Blsck Stripes?

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02 July 2018, 16:21

Saeed

Is A Zebra Black With White Stripes Or White With Blsck Stripes?

This zebra was confused.

He was not sure whether he was white or black.

So he went to St Peter.

“Am I black with white stripes of white with black stripes”

“I have no idea. Why don’t You ask God?”

“Ok I will”

So off he goes to see God.

“God, I am wondering if I am black with white stripes or white with black stripes?”

“You are what you are, and you should be happy with it”

A few days later he see St Peter.

“Did you find out what you are?”

“No, he told me you are what you are”

“There you have it. You got your answer. You are white. If you were black he would gave said YOU IS WHAT YOU IS”

02 July 2018, 20:23

nvmichael

03 July 2018, 03:06

Moremonte

Yowwwsa!!

03 July 2018, 09:54

NormanConquest

I guess our resident lib. yankee moderator is off duty;I've been kicked off for less.

04 July 2018, 12:27

Saeed

quote:
Originally posted by NormanConquest:
I guess our resident lib. yankee moderator is off duty;I've been kicked off for less.

I can assure you no one kick you off for a joke.

11 July 2018, 04:14

Use Enough Gun

11 July 2018, 08:52

Grizzly Adams

A female zebra comes to North America and meets a horse stallion. Puzzled, she asks, just what are you ? Take off those striped pajamas and I'll show you.

Grizz

Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.

13 July 2018, 08:18

NormanConquest

Someone once asked the question if the zebra could be domesticated to which the reply was,There are 20 million people in Africa,+ they all walk.