First day on the job, first to order is a trucker who says Gimme four flat tires, two headlights, and two running boards. Not wanting to appear stupid, she goes to the cook, tells him what he asked for, and asks the cook does he think he's in an auto parts store? No, the cook explains, he wants four pancakes, two sunny side up eggs and two strips of crisp bacon. She goes back out front and plops some beans in a bowl and puts it in front of the trucker. He asks why the beans? She replies she thought that while he was waiting for the tires, headlights, and running boards, he might want to gas up!

Then there's the trucker who goes into the truck stop + tells the waitress that I sure would like a little pussy, + she replies, so would I, mines big as a hubcap.

I've told this one before, here we go again (true story)Many years ago we were on the way to the job site + stopped off at a coffee shop on the way. The crew chief, who thought himself as a real ladies man, made that old + much used comment to the waitress on sipping his coffee," My dear, that is so sweet, what did you do, stick your finger in it?"she didn't bat an eye, just said back, "Sure did, then I stirred your coffee."