Ive told this story before. A friend of mine, Terry Duval was driving past MHMR on Guadalupe in Austin years ago + he had a flat on his WV so pulled over to the curb + fighting passing cars, removed his flat tire while putting the lug nuts in the hubcap. About this time a car comes by + hits his hubcap, sending the lug nuts flying to wherever. Terry is cussing a blue streak when this inmate in the looney bin comes up to the fence + asks Terry what's his problem. He tells him + then the crazy tells Terry, "If I were you, I would take off one lug nut from each of my other tires + put them on + then drive to the auto parts store + replace all your nuts. The guy finishes up by saying, "I might be crazy, but I'm not stupid."
Posts: 4417 | Location: Austin,Texas | Registered: 08 April 2006