Where do squirrels go during hurricanes?

Pretty much anywhere depending on how fast the wind is blowing.

Flying squirrels must use the airport

Why are there fences around insane asylums?

To keep the squirrels away from the nuts!

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"Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

Ive told this story before. A friend of mine, Terry Duval was driving past MHMR on Guadalupe in Austin years ago + he had a flat on his WV so pulled over to the curb + fighting passing cars, removed his flat tire while putting the lug nuts in the hubcap. About this time a car comes by + hits his hubcap, sending the lug nuts flying to wherever. Terry is cussing a blue streak when this inmate in the looney bin comes up to the fence + asks Terry what's his problem. He tells him + then the crazy tells Terry, "If I were you, I would take off one lug nut from each of my other tires + put them on + then drive to the auto parts store + replace all your nuts. The guy finishes up by saying, "I might be crazy, but I'm not stupid."