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O.K. kids,here we go again.We all have heard them all,right? This site will be just to give the punchline,nothing else. The points don't matter,this is for fun + memory. O.K. I'll start,"But Mabel,this one is eating my popcorn!" Next up? Never mistake motion for action. | ||
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O.K,I'll try another. "WELL,you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?" Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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And then she said "thats my ear you moron"....... . | |||
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I'm from the balcony. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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A classic! NRA Patron member | |||
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I know. I told this one to a buddy when we were out to the deer lease. He was driving + we were on the Interstate.He got to laughing so hard he almost ran off the highway.Dangerous joke,that. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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That’s what she said " Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move... Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál” | |||
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“Bent it?! I think I broke it!!” Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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I thought I had heard them all, but this punch line doesn't ring a bell. Of course, the bell may be cracked. Someone help me out here with the joke. xxxxxxxxxx When considering US based operations of guides/outfitters, check and see if they are NRA members. If not, why support someone who doesn't support us? Consider spending your money elsewhere. NEVER, EVER book a hunt with BLAIR WORLDWIDE HUNTING or JEFF BLAIR. I have come to understand that in hunting, the goal is not the goal but the process. | |||
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Charlie. I sent you a P.M. but as this joke involves a hair lip,the written word is ineffective for humor;verbal makes the joke in this case.Call me sometime + I will tell it the way it should be told. I hope you + the family are well. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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CNN,Oscars,DNC,Muller,Fair Tax, Just To Name a Few Jokes. | |||
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But those are all bad jokes.Rule # 1 in this life,jokes should be funny.I can only assume that that is why they are called "Jokes". Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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You are right of course,however I think I will stick with the total comedy mindset;life is better that way. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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And then the hit man says,hold on a minute, I think I can save you a thousand bucks. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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...and the bartender says "I was talking to the duck" NRA Patron Life Member Benefactor Level | |||
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This is short so I'll post it. Guy goes into a bar + asks the barmaid for an Old Taylor Whiskey.She says,make up your mind,we've got both. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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