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26 January 2018, 08:59
NormanConquestNo new jokes
O.K. kids,here we go again.We all have heard them all,right? This site will be just to give the punchline,nothing else. The points don't matter,this is for fun + memory. O.K. I'll start,"But Mabel,this one is eating my popcorn!" Next up?
Never mistake motion for action.
01 February 2018, 09:28
NormanConquestO.K,I'll try another. "WELL,you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?"
Never mistake motion for action.
02 February 2018, 06:52
JTEXAnd then she said "thats my ear you moron".......
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05 February 2018, 10:00
NormanConquestI'm from the balcony.
Never mistake motion for action.
19 February 2018, 00:39
df06quote:
Originally posted by NormanConquest:
O.K,I'll try another. "WELL,you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?"
A classic!
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23 February 2018, 10:18
NormanConquestI know. I told this one to a buddy when we were out to the deer lease. He was driving + we were on the Interstate.He got to laughing so hard he almost ran off the highway.Dangerous joke,that.
Never mistake motion for action.
28 February 2018, 06:20
boarkillerThat’s what she said
" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...
Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”
28 February 2018, 08:02
Michael Robinson“Bent it?! I think I broke it!!”
Mike
Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
28 February 2018, 19:31
Gatogordoquote:
Originally posted by df06:
quote:
Originally posted by NormanConquest:
O.K,I'll try another. "WELL,you did'nt hear no gunshot did you?"
A classic!
I thought I had heard them all, but this punch line doesn't ring a bell. Of course, the bell may be cracked. Someone help me out here with the joke.
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04 March 2018, 09:46
NormanConquestCharlie. I sent you a P.M. but as this joke involves a hair lip,the written word is ineffective for humor;verbal makes the joke in this case.Call me sometime + I will tell it the way it should be told. I hope you + the family are well.
Never mistake motion for action.
06 March 2018, 02:19
MoremonteCNN,Oscars,DNC,Muller,Fair Tax, Just To Name a Few Jokes.
06 March 2018, 09:24
NormanConquestBut those are all bad jokes.Rule # 1 in this life,jokes should be funny.I can only assume that that is why they are called "Jokes".
Never mistake motion for action.
06 March 2018, 09:29
NormanConquestYou are right of course,however I think I will stick with the total comedy mindset;life is better that way.
Never mistake motion for action.
10 March 2018, 09:28
NormanConquestAnd then the hit man says,hold on a minute,
I think I can save you a thousand bucks.
Never mistake motion for action.
10 March 2018, 16:18
DocEd...and the bartender says "I was talking to the duck"
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11 March 2018, 09:15
NormanConquestThis is short so I'll post it. Guy goes into a bar + asks the barmaid for an Old Taylor Whiskey.She says,make up your mind,we've got both.
Never mistake motion for action.