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Imagine if you will that you have just been given the use of a mountain cabin beside a beautiful blue lake. Inside the pantry are several cases of Burleson's finest.


Your thoughts run wild and suddenly you decide to have a "honey party." You will pick up you cellie and invite the woman of your dreams out for some quality time. During which you will both spend a lot of time naked, pouring honey on one another and then licking it off.

Who would you invite? Confused
 
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Imagine if you will that you have just been given the use of a mountain cabin beside a beautiful blue lake. Inside the pantry are several cases of Burleson's finest.


Your thoughts run wild and suddenly you decide to have a "honey party." You will pick up you cellie and invite the woman of your dreams out for some quality time. During which you will both spend a lot of time naked, pouring honey on one another and then licking it off.

Who would you invite? Confused


No brainer, Angelina Jolie. But in a pinch, I could suffer with Sofia Milos or Annabella Sciorra. clap jumping clap


 
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Don won't let me post those pictures. A dirty mind is a wonderful thing, no? Big Grin Big Grin


 
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Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer. lol


 
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Not in my fantasy! Eeker
 
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I'm afraid it would only attract various assorted mottely terrorists. You saw what happend in Iraq, didn't ya? Eeker Wink

Besides, they have various assorted lubricants which are edible.... and I would certainly prefer my women covered in that!!! thumb



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Well, they really aren't debates... more like horse and pony shows... without the pony... just the whores.

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invite the woman


Why only one woman ? bewildered

If you're gonna fantacize do it properly or don't do it at all shame

In which case it would be Teri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan Razzer

 
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At last, someone who grasps the opportunities of a honey party. I approve, Mike.

I was thinking this child looks eager. Smiler

 
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Good point, Skinner.
 
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Who would you invite?


That woman that hit the $128 million PowerBall. thumb


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Yeah, she is a hotty isn't she, Pole.

 
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$128 Mil would buy a LOT of Slimfast. Wink
 
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Yeah, she is a hotty isn't she, Pole.



$28 Million!!???

Oh ok.... I would contend I would be worth a cool million for one night of luvin with her!!! salute

But that's my final offer!!! Cool


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Well, they really aren't debates... more like horse and pony shows... without the pony... just the whores.

1955, Top tax rate, 92%... unemployment, 4%.

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Protection for Monsanto is Persecution of Farmers.
 
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Pecos,

Pictures stolen from some other thread, but I don't care, this is my answer.



 
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Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer. lol


Hey I'm not into small talk, I like a woman that when you say the word Honey they KNOW what your talking about. Lets BEE BUSY Big Grin
 
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Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer. lol


Hey I'm not into small talk, I like a woman that when you say the word Honey they KNOW what your talking about. Lets BEE BUSY Big Grin


You are totally shameless. thumb Big Grin Big Grin


 
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Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer. lol


Who wants a fantasy, hell I like the real thing!!! thumb
 
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Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer. lol


Hey I'm not into small talk, I like a woman that when you say the word Honey they KNOW what your talking about. Lets BEE BUSY Big Grin


You are totally shameless. thumb Big Grin Big Grin


Rednecks are realist Cobra!!! Big Grin
 
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Using foodstuffs and other oily things is"nt all it"s cracked up to be. You just get covered in fluff, hairs, toe nail clippings and potato chips.
I say if she"s a pig, covering her in honey aint gonna fix her, and if she"s a fox she does"nt need covering in anything!
 
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Not only is she w-a-a-a-a-yyy too titty, I'll bet you ol' coots'd be flat awright - broke, busted, alone and in proppitty court b4 your 3rd anniversary. That's when the fv<k'n'd REALLY start and she'd be back on the party circuit - if she ever left it.
 
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Not only is she w-a-a-a-a-yyy too titty, I'll bet you ol' coots'd be flat awright - broke, busted, alone and in proppitty court b4 your 3rd anniversary. That's when the fv<k'n'd REALLY start and she'd be back on the party circuit - if she ever left it.


Probably, but sometimes being a slow learner CAN be fun! Wink


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Using foodstuffs and other oily things is"nt all it"s cracked up to be. You just get covered in fluff, hairs, toe nail clippings and potato chips.
I say if she"s a pig, covering her in honey aint gonna fix her, and if she"s a fox she does"nt need covering in anything!


My thoughts exactly.
 
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Pecos,

Pictures stolen from some other thread, but I don't care, this is my answer.



My wife always points out when we see "knockers" like these that there is such a thing as gravity. Of course, she is just jealous. LOL!







 
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They all look nice, but just remember.....No matter how good they look, somewhere, somebody is tired of their shit.
 
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Being around those young things while working as a lingerie photographer made me thankful for all those years of shooting without hearing protection.
Eye Candy yes, listening to them talk No Thanks.
Frank
 
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Being around those young things while working as a lingerie photographer made me thankful for all those years of shooting without hearing protection.
Eye Candy yes, listening to them talk No Thanks.
Frank


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Cheers, Dave.

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Sorry, but I couldn't only choose one. I choose the following:

Catherine Bell







Bridgetta Tomarchio





Shania Twain



and Carrie Underwood



How about those hotties? I'm a sucker for Brunettes but who can resist Carrie Underwood?


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Shania Twain is anti gun and anti hunting. Mad I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. pissers on her. I don't care how good looking she is, I have my standards, I shoot and I hunt. My odds of converting her to my way of thinking are none and less than none.
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I had no idea she was anti-gun or anti-hunting. I guess I figured since she was a country singer, she'd be okay with all that. But now that I think about it, her music isn't really country. She is a nice piece of eye candy though.


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