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The Honey Party
12 June 2006, 20:58
Pecos41The Honey Party
Imagine if you will that you have just been given the use of a mountain cabin beside a beautiful blue lake. Inside the pantry are several cases of Burleson's finest.
Your thoughts run wild and suddenly you decide to have a "honey party." You will pick up you cellie and invite the woman of your dreams out for some quality time. During which you will both spend a lot of time naked, pouring honey on one another and then licking it off.
Who would you invite?
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Originally posted by Pecos41:
Imagine if you will that you have just been given the use of a mountain cabin beside a beautiful blue lake. Inside the pantry are several cases of Burleson's finest.
Your thoughts run wild and suddenly you decide to have a "honey party." You will pick up you cellie and invite the woman of your dreams out for some quality time. During which you will both spend a lot of time naked, pouring honey on one another and then licking it off.
Who would you invite?
No brainer, Angelina Jolie. But in a pinch, I could suffer with Sofia Milos or Annabella Sciorra.
12 June 2006, 21:02
Pecos41
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Originally posted by Pecos41:
Don won't let me post those pictures. A dirty mind is a wonderful thing, no?
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Originally posted by Pecos41:
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Originally posted by COOL:
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Originally posted by Pecos41:
Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer.
12 June 2006, 21:47
Pecos41
Not in my fantasy!
12 June 2006, 21:50
mike_elmerI'm afraid it would only attract various assorted mottely terrorists. You saw what happend in Iraq, didn't ya?
Besides, they have various assorted
lubricants which are edible.... and I would certainly prefer my women covered in that!!!
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Well, they really aren't debates... more like horse and pony shows... without the pony... just the whores.
1955, Top tax rate, 92%... unemployment, 4%.
"Beware of the Free Market. There are only two ways you can make that work. Either you bring the world's standard of living up to match ours, or lower ours to meet their's. You know which way it will go."
by My Great Grandfather, 1960
Protection for Monsanto is Persecution of Farmers.
12 June 2006, 22:00
Skinner.quote:
invite the woman
Why only one woman ?
If you're gonna fantacize do it properly or don't do it at all
In which case it would be Teri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan
12 June 2006, 22:00
Pecos41At last, someone who grasps the opportunities of a honey party. I approve, Mike.
I was thinking this child looks eager.
12 June 2006, 22:01
Pecos41Good point, Skinner.
12 June 2006, 22:10
poletaxquote:
Who would you invite?
That woman that hit the $128 million PowerBall.
My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
12 June 2006, 22:13
Pecos41Yeah, she is a hotty isn't she, Pole.
12 June 2006, 22:14
Pecos41$128 Mil would buy a LOT of Slimfast.
12 June 2006, 22:18
mike_elmerquote:
Originally posted by Pecos41:
Yeah, she is a hotty isn't she, Pole.
$28 Million!!???
Oh ok.... I would contend I would be worth a cool million for one night of luvin with her!!!
But that's my final offer!!!
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Well, they really aren't debates... more like horse and pony shows... without the pony... just the whores.
1955, Top tax rate, 92%... unemployment, 4%.
"Beware of the Free Market. There are only two ways you can make that work. Either you bring the world's standard of living up to match ours, or lower ours to meet their's. You know which way it will go."
by My Great Grandfather, 1960
Protection for Monsanto is Persecution of Farmers.
12 June 2006, 22:24
muffinPecos,
Pictures stolen from some other thread, but I don't care, this is my answer.
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Originally posted by COOL:
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Originally posted by Pecos41:
Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer.
Hey I'm not into small talk, I like a woman that when you say the word Honey they KNOW what your talking about. Lets BEE BUSY
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Originally posted by COOL:
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Originally posted by cobra:
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Originally posted by COOL:
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Originally posted by Pecos41:
Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer.
Hey I'm not into small talk, I like a woman that when you say the word Honey they KNOW what your talking about. Lets BEE BUSY
You are totally shameless.
12 June 2006, 22:40
ChoPPeRquote:
Originally posted by cobra:
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Originally posted by COOL:
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Originally posted by Pecos41:
Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer.
Who wants a fantasy, hell I like the real thing!!!
12 June 2006, 22:42
ChoPPeRquote:
Originally posted by cobra:
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Originally posted by COOL:
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Originally posted by cobra:
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Originally posted by COOL:
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Originally posted by Pecos41:
Not exactly what I had in mind, but you're getting warmer.
Hey I'm not into small talk, I like a woman that when you say the word Honey they KNOW what your talking about. Lets BEE BUSY
You are totally shameless.
Rednecks are realist Cobra!!!
13 June 2006, 03:31
brass thiefUsing foodstuffs and other oily things is"nt all it"s cracked up to be. You just get covered in fluff, hairs, toe nail clippings and potato chips.
I say if she"s a pig, covering her in honey aint gonna fix her, and if she"s a fox she does"nt need covering in anything!
Not only is she w-a-a-a-a-yyy too titty, I'll bet you ol' coots'd be flat awright - broke, busted, alone and in proppitty court b4 your 3rd anniversary. That's when the fv<k'n'd REALLY start and she'd be back on the party circuit - if she ever left it.
13 June 2006, 06:35
Sambar 9.3quote:
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Not only is she w-a-a-a-a-yyy too titty, I'll bet you ol' coots'd be flat awright - broke, busted, alone and in proppitty court b4 your 3rd anniversary. That's when the fv<k'n'd REALLY start and she'd be back on the party circuit - if she ever left it.
Probably, but sometimes being a slow learner CAN be fun!
Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
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Using foodstuffs and other oily things is"nt all it"s cracked up to be. You just get covered in fluff, hairs, toe nail clippings and potato chips.
I say if she"s a pig, covering her in honey aint gonna fix her, and if she"s a fox she does"nt need covering in anything!
My thoughts exactly.
13 June 2006, 09:45
Jeff Sullivanquote:
Originally posted by muffin:
Pecos,
Pictures stolen from some other thread, but I don't care, this is my answer.
My wife always points out when we see "knockers" like these that there is such a thing as gravity. Of course, she is just jealous. LOL!
13 June 2006, 11:54
NashcatThey all look nice, but just remember.....No matter how good they look, somewhere, somebody is tired of their shit.
13 June 2006, 14:51
Frank MartinezBeing around those young things while working as a lingerie photographer made me thankful for all those years of shooting without hearing protection.
Eye Candy yes, listening to them talk No Thanks.
Frank
13 June 2006, 17:05
Sambar 9.3quote:
Originally posted by Frank Martinez:
Being around those young things while working as a lingerie photographer made me thankful for all those years of shooting without hearing protection.
Eye Candy yes, listening to them talk No Thanks.
Frank
Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
19 June 2006, 00:39
Eland SlayerSorry, but I couldn't only choose one. I choose the following:
Catherine Bell
Bridgetta Tomarchio
Shania Twain
and Carrie Underwood
How about those hotties? I'm a sucker for Brunettes but who can resist Carrie Underwood?
19 June 2006, 01:50
Paul BShania Twain is anti gun and anti hunting.
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
on her. I don't care how good looking she is, I have my standards, I shoot and I hunt. My odds of converting her to my way of thinking are none and less than none.
Paul B.
19 June 2006, 02:09
Eland SlayerI had no idea she was anti-gun or anti-hunting. I guess I figured since she was a country singer, she'd be okay with all that. But now that I think about it, her music isn't really country. She is a nice piece of eye candy though.
