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This quiz was given to 100 1st grade children and separately to 100 MBA's. 25% of the 1st graders got all four questions correct. None of the MBA's got even one correct.


1) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

Ans: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.


2) How do you get a hippo in the fridge?

Ans: Open the door, take the elephant out, put the hippo in, close the door.


3) The Lion King has a party and all of the animals attend except one. What aminal did not attend?

Ans: The hippo-he's in the fridge.


4) You're out hiking and you need to cross a stream known to be infested with man-eating alligators. There are no bridges or boats. How do you safely cross the stream?

Ans: Just wade across-the alligators are all at the Lion King's party.


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