14 February 2007, 18:32
Juggernaut761st Grade Quiz
This quiz was given to 100 1st grade children and separately to 100 MBA's. 25% of the 1st graders got all four questions correct. None of the MBA's got even one correct.
1) How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Ans: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
2) How do you get a hippo in the fridge?
Ans: Open the door, take the elephant out, put the hippo in, close the door.
3) The Lion King has a party and all of the animals attend except one. What aminal did not attend?
Ans: The hippo-he's in the fridge.
4) You're out hiking and you need to cross a stream known to be infested with man-eating alligators. There are no bridges or boats. How do you safely cross the stream?
Ans: Just wade across-the alligators are all at the Lion King's party.
18 February 2007, 02:04
gerrys375

What is it that they say about not seeing the forest for the trees?