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When he arrived in heaven, St. Peter gave him the deluxe tour.

Behind the first door was a beautiful tropical beach. Sam poked his head in to look, but quickly announced that Galveston had nicer beaches. Behind the second door was the most mind-boggling amusement park ever imagined, but Sam said he was sure Dallas had more impressive parks.

After a dozen more such responses, an annoyed St. Peter pulled him to the edge of a nearby cliff overlooking Hell and shouted, "You see that enormous lake of fire and brimstone? Have you anything like that in Texas?"

"Well, no," Sam replied sheepishly, "but I do know a guy in Houston who can put it out for you."

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Red Adair lives!! (My late dad used to work with him.)


My country gal's just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.

 
Posts: 9685 | Location: Cave Creek 85331, USA | Registered: 17 August 2001Reply With Quote
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WOW!! What an adrenaline rush that must have been!
 
Posts: 188 | Location: Late,Great Golden State | Registered: 28 June 2009Reply With Quote
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Funny! And yes, Red Adair is a legend!!! tu2
 
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Stole dat... Big Grin


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