When he arrived in heaven, St. Peter gave him the deluxe tour.

Behind the first door was a beautiful tropical beach. Sam poked his head in to look, but quickly announced that Galveston had nicer beaches. Behind the second door was the most mind-boggling amusement park ever imagined, but Sam said he was sure Dallas had more impressive parks.

After a dozen more such responses, an annoyed St. Peter pulled him to the edge of a nearby cliff overlooking Hell and shouted, "You see that enormous lake of fire and brimstone? Have you anything like that in Texas?"

"Well, no," Sam replied sheepishly, "but I do know a guy in Houston who can put it out for you."

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Red Adair lives!! (My late dad used to work with him.)

WOW!! What an adrenaline rush that must have been!

Funny! And yes, Red Adair is a legend!!!

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