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A MALE FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as heck, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up. The End.  There is hope, even when your brain tells you there isn’t. – John Green, author | ||
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then he got old and had nobody to talk to.  Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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His gun safe was always full | |||
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sounds like a life well lived. Aim for the exit hole | |||
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Bill,sweet,from someone who has survived 2 divorces.Thanks! Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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After 3 limits, went to catch & release.Never have them move in. | |||
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Had several wives, three were mine! | |||
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Got a bud who has an electrical co. after giving the last two to his exs lawyers he now picks a fight with the new one at 6 months + throws her out. Then gets back with her,but she has no claim on his property.Don't ask me why that works but it does. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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My brother was married so many times he just put the family pictures together with Velcro. | |||
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