A MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated
thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced
cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank
whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard complaining and never paid
child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and
guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and
never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as heck, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left
the toilet seat up.

The End.

then he got old and had nobody to talk to.

Grizz

His gun safe was always full

sounds like a life well lived.

Bill,sweet,from someone who has survived 2 divorces.Thanks!

After 3 limits, went to catch & release.Never have them move in.

Had several wives, three were mine!

Got a bud who has an electrical co. after giving the last two to his exs lawyers he now picks a fight with the new one at 6 months + throws her out. Then gets back with her,but she has no claim on his property.Don't ask me why that works but it does.

My brother was married so many times he just put the family pictures together with Velcro.