Best one I ever saw was driving into Harare, Zimbabwe: "If you Fuck like you park you'll never get it in!" My kids were howling with laughter long before I saw it. Was on the back of an African "taxi"...a Hilux truck with a dozen passengers in the back.
We have all seen the Episcopal one about "Do random acts of kindness + senseless beauty.? I saw one that said "Kiss random ass,you stupid,senseless hippie." On a more serious side,I have one that quotes Plato; "The price of apathy is to be ruled by evil + corrupt men".I have it on a magnet + I will guarantee that I almost always get pulled over when it is on my truck.Sad about the 1st amendment,eh?
Old oneWhen we had the National Energy policy that made second class citizens of us oil rich Albertans.
LET THE EASTERN BASTARDS FREEZE IN THE DARK
Wife has one I bought her
Want to hear about my Horse ? Do you have all Day ?
Mine just says, and I mean it
Golf is a waste of good pasture land
Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man
Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln
I'll give you dollar but you're so dumb, you'd lose it so charity is wasted on you
" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins. When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar. Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...
Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies... Only fools hope to live forever “ Hávamál”
Posts: 13376 | Location: In mountains behind my house hunting or drinking beer in Blacksmith Brewery in Stevensville MT or holed up in Lochsa | Registered: 27 December 2012
I saw one years ago while on an elk hunt way up on the Continental Divide in Colorado. It was a well weathered bumper sticker and was on the bumper of a big-assed flat bed ranching truck, full of grizzled and tough looking cowboys. It said in large letters: "HIPPIES ARE LIVING PROOF" Followed by smaller letters that said: "That cowboys screw sheep"
"If I'd known this, I'd have picked my own cotton."
xxxxxxxxxx When considering US based operations of guides/outfitters, check and see if they are NRA members. If not, why support someone who doesn't support us? Consider spending your money elsewhere.
NEVER, EVER book a hunt with BLAIR WORLDWIDE HUNTING or JEFF BLAIR.
I have come to understand that in hunting, the goal is not the goal but the process.
Posts: 17099 | Location: Texas USA | Registered: 07 May 2001
