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03 September 2014, 04:39

custombolt

Got a cool bumper sticker?

Just saw this one a couple days ago.
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BLOW SUNSHINE UP YOUR A$$.

Life itself is a gift. Live it up if you can.

03 September 2014, 06:36

Dall85

Best one I ever saw was driving into Harare, Zimbabwe: "If you Fuck like you park you'll never get it in!" My kids were howling with laughter long before I saw it. Was on the back of an African "taxi"...a Hilux truck with a dozen passengers in the back.

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03 September 2014, 22:14

Brice

You guys are all pipsqueaks.

"Driver carries no cash. He's married"

04 September 2014, 07:13

Smokin Joe

Guns don't kill people

Grandpa's with gorgeous Granddaughters do

04 September 2014, 07:52

youngoutdoors

Saw this one years ago on a gas can strapped to a camper in MT.

"If you steal this gas can you will go to HELL; If I catch you, we'll both go!"

God Bless, Louis

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04 September 2014, 17:28

Labman

How about one that read: Ted Kennedy hates guns - finds drownding much more effective.

Tom Z

NRA Life Member

"Today is the 1st Day, of the Rest of Your Life"

04 September 2014, 20:17

larrys01

"Cats Flattened while you wait". Seen on a Sheet Metal Press used for making Tractor Hoods.

05 September 2014, 04:34

Goatwhiskers

"I love animals. I hunt them, kill them, eat their flesh, and wear their skins." Also: "I love cats. They taste just like chicken." GW

The possibilities for disaster boggle the mind.

05 September 2014, 09:30

Idaho Sharpshooter

There's a difference between Genius and Stupidity: Genius has limits.

Seen on the back panel of a Volvo

Figures...

05 September 2014, 11:56

NormanConquest

We have all seen the Episcopal one about "Do random acts of kindness + senseless beauty.? I saw one that said "Kiss random ass,you stupid,senseless hippie."
On a more serious side,I have one that quotes Plato; "The price of apathy is to be ruled by evil + corrupt men".I have it on a magnet + I will guarantee that I almost always get pulled over when it is on my truck.Sad about the 1st amendment,eh?

Never mistake motion for action.

05 September 2014, 22:55

xs headspace

Nine out of ten voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns today.
or:
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window before.

Hippie redneck geezer

07 September 2014, 08:37

Michael Robinson

"Save the unborn gay whales for Jesus."

Pretty much my favorite.

Mike

Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.

08 September 2014, 02:47

BNagel

"I don't lend money cuz it causes amnesia."
"Visualize whirled peas."
"Okay, I'm fat but you're ugly and I can diet."

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08 September 2014, 06:26

Ol` Joe

If girls are made of sugar and spice, how come they smell like tuna?

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09 September 2014, 03:23

impala#03

Seen around oil and gas country;

Please God, just one more boom. This time I won't piss it all off!

09 September 2014, 05:35

Grizzly Adams

Old oneWhen we had the National Energy policy that made second class citizens of us oil rich Albertans.

LET THE EASTERN BASTARDS FREEZE IN THE DARK

Wife has one I bought her

Want to hear about my Horse ?
Do you have all Day ?

Mine just says, and I mean it

Golf is a waste of good pasture land

Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.

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Shoot & hunt with vintage classics.

09 September 2014, 06:34

boarkiller

I'll give you dollar but you're so dumb, you'd lose it so charity is wasted on you

" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”

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Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready

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09 September 2014, 20:50

Doubless

Seen in the Southeast part of TX:

"Eat more rice; potatoes make your butt big!"

And this:

"Does Quasimodo ring a bell?"

12 September 2014, 00:45

Use Enough Gun

I saw one years ago while on an elk hunt way up on the Continental Divide in Colorado. It was a well weathered bumper sticker and was on the bumper of a big-assed flat bed ranching truck, full of grizzled and tough looking cowboys. It said in large letters: "HIPPIES ARE LIVING PROOF" Followed by smaller letters that said: "That cowboys screw sheep"

12 September 2014, 01:34

BNagel

quote:
Originally posted by impala#03:
Seen around oil and gas country;

Please God, just one more boom. This time I won't piss it all off!

Scot, don't look.

Oilfield bumper sticker : "Please don't tell my folks I work in the oilfield. They think I'm a piano player in a bordello!"

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12 September 2014, 16:17

Bill Thibeault

"I'm not happy until you're not happy." Saw this on a flight attendant's suitcase at JFK Airport.

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13 September 2014, 08:36

NormanConquest

Ditto Gato, I loved that one;you did clean it up a bit but the theme is the same.

Never mistake motion for action.

"Personal is not the same as important", Corporal Carrot, Men at Arms

14 September 2014, 21:18

Leo L.

Genghas Khan to his troops:
"This time remember: rape and pillage first, then burn."

15 September 2014, 06:59

prplbkrr

Saw this during the last pres. election:
"I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one"

18 September 2014, 09:12

NormanConquest

The price of apathy is to be ruled by evil men. 'Plato'.

Never mistake motion for action.

19 September 2014, 00:12

wasbeeman

"if I had known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself"

Aim for the exit hole

The only easy day is yesterday!

23 September 2014, 09:42

BlackHawk1

As seen in my hometown in western North Carolina:

"Make a Hillbilly Happy, Move Back to Miami"