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8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended. 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role. 8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded. Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it is going to get much worse | ||
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That ain't no shit! I can laugh about it but out of the side of my mouth because it really is'nt funny. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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and if you lived here and decided to kick them over you'd be fined 5$ and have to spend an hour in jail for each offense. | |||
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one of us |
If you lived in Canada or England I could believe it. | |||
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California ? But they don't have much snow. Grizz Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln Only one war at a time. Abe Again. | |||
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I wish I could say that you are wrong . . . Don't limit your challenges . . . Challenge your limits | |||
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I guess the solution is what the Government says,when the cops show up ,just say NO! Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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I bet the Donner party wished that was true. | |||
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So bloody true! And you know what? I like offending the PC snowflakes! They don’t like it? Go piss up a tree! | |||
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My sentiments exactly. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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