01 August 2018, 06:18
carpetman1snowman
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it is going to get much worse
01 August 2018, 08:14
NormanConquestThat ain't no shit! I can laugh about it but out of the side of my mouth because it really is'nt funny.
01 August 2018, 09:11
Lamarand if you lived here and decided to kick them over you'd be fined 5$ and have to spend an hour in jail for each offense.
01 August 2018, 15:58
p dog shooterIf you lived in Canada or England I could believe it.
01 August 2018, 19:55
Grizzly Adamsquote:
Originally posted by p dog shooter:
If you lived in Canada or England I could believe it.
California ? But they don't have much snow.
Grizz
02 August 2018, 07:15
TCLouisI wish I could say that you are wrong . . .
02 August 2018, 09:21
NormanConquestI guess the solution is what the Government says,when the cops show up ,just say NO!
03 August 2018, 04:31
CowboyCSquote:
Originally posted by Grizzly Adams:
California ? But they don't have much snow.
Grizz
I bet the Donner party wished that was true.
03 August 2018, 08:48
Saeedquote:
Originally posted by carpetman1:
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it is going to get much worse
So bloody true!
And you know what?
I like offending the PC snowflakes!
They don’t like it?
Go piss up a tree!
