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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife: Husband: My wife is missing, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet. Inspector: What is her height ? Husband: No idea Inspector: Slim or healthy ?. Husband: Not slim, so probably healthy. Inspector: Color of eyes ? Husband: Never really noticed. Inspector: Color of hair ? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe trousers and a top. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes. Inspector: Type and color of the car ? . . . Husband: A silver Audi A8 with 4.2 liter V8 TDI engine generating 321 horse power teamed with a 6 speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full adaptive LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door... at this point, the husband starts crying. Inspector: Don't worry sir,... We will find your car... Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready Theodore Roosevelt | ||
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Good one! Thanks H&H Get the 'power' or optic that your eye likes instead of what someone else says. When we go to the doctor they ask us what lens we like! Do that with your optics. | |||
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