A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for
his missing wife:

Husband: My wife is missing, she went shopping and hasn't come
back yet.

Inspector: What is her height ?

Husband: No idea

Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.

Husband: Not slim, so probably healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes ?

Husband: Never really noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair ?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe trousers and
a top.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Type and color of the car ? . . .

Husband: A silver Audi A8 with 4.2 liter V8 TDI engine generating
321 horse power teamed with a 6 speed tiptronic automatic transmission with
manual mode. It has full adaptive LED headlights, which use light emitting
diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front
left door... at this point, the husband starts crying.

Inspector: Don't worry sir,... We will find your car...

Good one!

Thanks H&H