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How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest (white lies okay) 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. to never forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. and Shut the fuck up. ... what more do we ask for? The mania for giving the Government power to meddle with the private affairs of cities or citizens is likely to cause endless trouble, through the rivaly of schools and creeds that are anxious to obtain official recognition, and there is great danger that our people will lose our independence of thought and action which is the cause of much of our greatness, and sink into the helplessness of the Frenchman or German who expects his government to feed him when hungry, clothe him when naked, to prescribe when his child may be born and when he may die, and, in fine, to regulate every act of humanity from the cradle to the tomb, including the manner in which he may seek future admission to paradise. Mark Twain "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ " "Victory or Death!" | ||
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 Ain't that the b£&&dy truth..... | |||
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Ahhh yes, The Three "F's" | |||
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Aaaaah. Shooting is FUN, winning is MORE fun but shooting IS fun. | |||
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I've been married so long now that # 3 would suffice.  My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself, My Weakness Is That I have No Choice. | |||
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28 years now, Wifezilla and I are at the oral sex stage. As we pass in the hallway, all she says is "F* you!" Frank "I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money." - Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953 NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite | |||
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My wife said you missed one --- he also has to be handsome. ====================================== Cleachdadh mi fo m' féileadh dé tha an m' osan. | |||
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I ,just like all other guys who post on AR,resemble that remark.  My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself, My Weakness Is That I have No Choice. | |||
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Curse you poletax!!!!! That's ANOTHER keyboard ruined!!! Merry Christmas Cheers, Dave. Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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"How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult." This needs to be put with, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, etc...... | |||
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