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How To Make a Woman Happy .....
15 December 2005, 08:02
teflonHow To Make a Woman Happy .....
How to make a woman happy?
It's not difficult.
To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Fuck him
3. and Shut the fuck up.
... what more do we ask for?
The mania for giving the Government power to meddle with the private affairs of cities or citizens is likely to cause endless trouble, through the rivaly of schools and creeds that are anxious to obtain official recognition, and there is great danger that our people will lose our independence of thought and action which is the cause of much of our greatness, and sink into the helplessness of the Frenchman or German who expects his government to feed him when hungry, clothe him when naked, to prescribe when his child may be born and when he may die, and, in fine, to regulate every act of humanity from the cradle to the tomb, including the manner in which he may seek future admission to paradise.
Mark Twain
"ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ " "Victory or Death!"
15 December 2005, 09:35
Dave2431
Ain't that the b£&&dy truth.....
15 December 2005, 09:59
EvilAdminAhhh yes, The Three "F's"
15 December 2005, 16:16
geekayAaaaah.
Shooting is FUN, winning is MORE fun but shooting IS fun.
15 December 2005, 18:05
poletaxI've been married so long now that # 3 would suffice.
My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
15 December 2005, 19:06
Fjold28 years now, Wifezilla and I are at the oral sex stage.
As we pass in the hallway, all she says is "F* you!"
Frank
"I don't know what there is about buffalo that frightens me so.....He looks like he hates you personally. He looks like you owe him money."
- Robert Ruark, Horn of the Hunter, 1953
NRA Life, SAF Life, CRPA Life, DRSS lite
16 December 2005, 03:57
Ben589My wife said you missed one --- he also has to be handsome.
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Cleachdadh mi fo m' féileadh dé tha an m' osan.
16 December 2005, 07:28
poletaxquote:
he also has to be handsome.
I ,just like all other guys who post on AR,resemble that remark.
My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself,
My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
16 December 2005, 10:01
Sambar 9.3quote:
Originally posted by poletax:
I've been married so long now that # 3 would suffice.
Curse you poletax!!!!!
That's ANOTHER keyboard ruined!!!
Merry Christmas
Cheers, Dave.
Cheers, Dave.
Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
16 December 2005, 19:59
Hog Killer"How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult." This needs to be put with, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, etc......