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Two
Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex
positions.

One
said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

“I
don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What
is it ?”

"Well,
it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from
behind.
Then
you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in
her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.' "
“Then
you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”
 
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hahahaha even my wife laughed at that one!
 
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Damn xgrunt,you stole that from me but what the hell,I stole it from somebody else. Funny though.


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My wife nearly choked laughing at that one.


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I'm stealing that one
 
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Feel free,we all did.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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