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03 September 2018, 15:56
xgrunt
Texas sex
Two
Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex
positions.

One
said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

“I
don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What
is it ?”

"Well,
it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from
behind.
Then
you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in
her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.' "
“Then
you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”
03 September 2018, 18:17
john c.
hahahaha even my wife laughed at that one!
04 September 2018, 08:53
NormanConquest
Damn xgrunt,you stole that from me but what the hell,I stole it from somebody else. Funny though.


Never mistake motion for action.
04 September 2018, 10:02
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo
16 September 2018, 03:32
jkingrph
My wife nearly choked laughing at that one.


JJK
16 September 2018, 04:36
richj
quote:
Texas sex


I'm stealing that one
16 September 2018, 08:43
NormanConquest
Feel free,we all did.


Never mistake motion for action.