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gerry375
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The Scots undertaker sent a message to a son in law that his mother in law had died. The undertaker asked whether he wanted her embalmed, cremated or buried.

The Scots son in law replied: "Use all three. Take no chances".

( There is something wrong with me as an Irishman. I can't seem to find jokes that are deadly insulting to Scots!) Smiler
 
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Sambar 9.3
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animal animal animal


Cheers, Dave.

Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
 
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I will use all three on the ex floozie!!!



When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults!
 
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Love it jumping


"Science only goes so far then God takes over."
 
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