26 January 2006, 00:04
gerry375A proper funeral
The Scots undertaker sent a message to a son in law that his mother in law had died. The undertaker asked whether he wanted her embalmed, cremated or buried.
The Scots son in law replied: "Use all three. Take no chances".
( There is something wrong with me as an Irishman. I can't seem to find jokes that are deadly insulting to Scots!)

27 January 2006, 06:01
gas57I will use all three on the ex floozie!!!