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A proper funeral

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26 January 2006, 00:04
gerry375
A proper funeral
The Scots undertaker sent a message to a son in law that his mother in law had died. The undertaker asked whether he wanted her embalmed, cremated or buried.

The Scots son in law replied: "Use all three. Take no chances".

( There is something wrong with me as an Irishman. I can't seem to find jokes that are deadly insulting to Scots!) Smiler
26 January 2006, 09:04
Sambar 9.3
animal animal animal


Cheers, Dave.

Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
27 January 2006, 06:01
gas57
I will use all three on the ex floozie!!!



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28 January 2006, 08:26
Jarrod
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