Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my last damn child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those damn payments.
So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother and tell her that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me and I want you to tell me the expression on her face."
So, my baby girl took the check over to her. I was anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"
She said to tell you that you ain't my daddy!

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Mike, whatever you're thinking about doing to your ex wife. It's not worth it. Just chill out. The son also rises and all that.

Pecos, not to worry. I have been married for a VERY long time. Both kids are grown and out of the house. Daughter is 33 years old now.