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If I Die First...

A retired couple were discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.

After some thought, Mom said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?”

He reflected for a minute and replied, "Probably the same thing.”
 
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To which she responded.....
Peter.


Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong;
 
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probably a knee to the groin, followed by a couple right hooks...
 
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Same scenario. Wife asks husband, "If I die first will you re-marry?"
Yes.
Will she sleep in our bed?
Yes.
Will she use my golf clubs?
Nope, she's left handed.
Never heard the shot!


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